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[sanguinespell]

"It's Nico. Does anyone even use voicemail anymore? Go ahead."

Comments

[areou]

how pissed off and horny do you think i should be before i make a tinder profile

( she's dying but also she has no idea how to even work tinder. help her. she just wants to get laid and not think about. you know. someone. she could always go to a bar and try to pick some chick up, but she's also in the middle of the fucking deep south and she'd rather not accidentally start a war even if a bar fight sounds pretty cathartic right now. )

[sanguinespell]

if you have to ask i think you're already there, clarisse

[nico and karolina haven't even had sex yet, probably. maybe they have? it's a mystery. either way nico gets it.]

[areou]

yeah ok but
do you know how to use it
i didn't actually have to try to get laid in college

( and you know she would write a terrible bio. )

[sanguinespell]

i mean i know the basics? i haven't used it
do you need help setting this up or something

[nico has a sneaking suspicion to that effect, yes.]

[areou]

( sorry nico ur her only other girl friend u get the gig )

maybe

[sanguinespell]

[ughhhhh]

ok
i lucked into my relationship so i don't know how to TRY to get a girl's attention, but

what've you got so far